Hello, hello! I go by many names, some flattering - such as "Slick" and "The Big Gatzponcho" - and some not as flattering - like "Jacob" and "The Guy Who Threw a Chair at his Pregnant Teacher in Second Grade" - but you can call me Gurgen. Gurgen Gatzponcho. Yeah, that's nice.
I like music, I would like to watch a whole lot more TV shows / movies than I currently do, and I, like you, have immigrated from my totalitarian home of corporate social media to the distant and liberating Neocity, where I'm king of the heap and able to do such juvenline things I'd never get the chance to back home - like use comic sans! I feel like a young boy once again!
Yeah, so I'm here now, and you are too. I'm gonna try my best to learn how this place works alongside HTML as a whole, since you can probably tell that I'm a bit... Inexperienced in that regard. If you want art, I'll be sure to deliver once I get this thing under my thumb. If you want jokey videos / music, then check out my youtube at the giant link stating "YOUTUBE!" Below me. You can't miss it, that excitable spiff.